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• 07.21.10
  My boss’s April fools and any from your day? message boards in office | (6)

  Apparently my boss has everyone fooled every year without fail, but I haven't worked there long enough to know. Today she had someone print out a sign to put on the office water cooler that read something along the lines of: Do not drink from the water coolers. The water board carried out an inspection on Monday and to soften the water they have put in a chemical. If drunk the chemical can cause stomach cramps and you should call this helpline: 0800 1234 1234 Laminated and all, and with a more believable phone number. A girl called Amy found it and ...
• 07.21.10
  Is Irish National Lottery Ireland a legimate lottery? I got it from Lennonsmith_irnl05@yahoo.co.uk? message boards in office | (13)

  Here is a partial quote from the Email I received: Batch: 074/05/ZY369 CONGRATULATION!!! YOU ARE A WINNER. The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the Irish Gaming Board the official sponsor of the Irish national lottery , wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year International Awareness Promotion (IAP) . This makes you the proud owner of a cash prize of One Million three hundred and fifty Thousand Euro The courtesy of Irish Gaming Board and world Rehabilitation Philanthropist Club the Back bone sponsors of this ...
• 07.21.10
  You’ve read these before, are they still funny? message boards in office | (15)

  Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET ...
• 07.20.10
  New York City Pension Manager Firings Belie No-Secrecy Pledge message boards in office | (0)

  [LCMSNews] Harrison, Mueller elected (LCMS e-News [LCMSNews] Ha) HOUSTON--Rev. Matthew C. Harrison, executive director of LCMS World Relief and Human Care since 2001, is the new president-elect of The Lutheran Church--Missouri Synod, and Rev. Herbert C. Mueller Jr. will serve as first vice-president. Harrison was elected on the first ballot July 13 by delegates to the church bodys 64th Regular Convention, meeting in Houston. He received 643 votes, or 54 ... Read more on Worldwide Faith News New York City Pension Manager Firings Belie No-Secrecy Pledge New York City Comptroller John Liu, who campaigned last year promising “full accountability and transparency” as chief financial ...
• 07.20.10
  Which is your favorite? message boards in office | (13)

  Spotted in a toilet of a london office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a london department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the stepladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness Spotted ...
• 07.20.10
  Has anyone received this email? message boards in office | (7)

  I just checked my emails and i got one from another user on yahoo answers.What do you think about it? Subject: Please watch out for the user named TankMk1 on your answers or questions: Message: His information is now on the Yahoo Suggestion board. http://suggestions.yahoo.com/detail/?prop=answers&fid=127185 If he contacts you please put your information on it too. Please if you are the one keeping current company with him please I urge you to stop it & DO not warn him. The user Tank, Charlie Gilsenan, or whatever ID on IM he may be using currently, is under investigation in Scunthorope,North Lincolnshire,England, for messenger abuse & kiddie ...
• 07.20.10
  AAA fits Glendale’s plan for growth message boards in office | (0)

  Private development in national parks: how much is too much? Hotels, shopping centres, cafes in national parks? That's the future environmentalists fear after the NSW government revisited the rules on allowing private development in national parks Read more on Australian Broadcasting Corporation AAA fits Glendale's plan for growth Glendale's second-largest employer, AAA, fits into the city's plan to create jobs for its residents. The company also values diversity among its workforce. Read more on The Arizona Republic
• 07.19.10
  worm on yahoo answers? message boards in office | (3)

  I've received two identical messages from different users, and I think it may be because a worm is exploiting YA and Ymail. Here's the main crux of the message: Subject: Please watch out for the user Tank Mk1 on yahoo answers: Message: His information is now on the Yahoo Suggestion board. http://suggestions.yahoo.com/detail/?prop=answers&fid=127185 If he contacts you please put your information on it too. Please if you are the one keeping current company with him please I urge you to stop it & DO not warn him. The user Tank, Charlie Gilsenan, or whatever ID on IM he may be using currently, is under investigation in Scunthorope,North ...
• 07.19.10
  Police: ‘New’ pot a chronic problem message boards in office | (0)

  AAA fits Glendale's plan for growth Glendale's second-largest employer, AAA, fits into the city's plan to create jobs for its residents. The company also values diversity among its workforce. Read more on The Arizona Republic Police: ‘New’ pot a chronic problem KALAHEO — It’s not just meth addicts who break into homes andvacation rentals seeking money to fund their habits, a Kaua‘iPolice Department officer said. Read more on The Garden Island
• 07.19.10
  Does this mean anything or is it just a coincidence? message boards in office | (3)

  so i generally don't believe in seeing the future in dreams and all that, but then something happened today. coincidence? last night I dreamed that I was walking out of school, and I was really happy. I got on my school bus, then realised I'd left something important in my locker, so I went to go and get it. I left my bags on the bus and told my bus driver that I'd be right back. I go to get the thing from my locker, I come back and my bus driver has left without me with all my bags on ...

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