Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
haha. love em’ especially the last one.
Thats all about right!
People write the funniest things, just spend a couple of hours on here!
yes some good ones there……a star for you
^_^
The humour is sort of lost without the actual pictures of the signs, kinda funny anyways..
lol…..don’t make me laugh….there good!! xxx
THe last one is the best!!
Aha a Star I believe. I like ‘em. Well done. (may I? What do you call a German nightmare —- Stalingrad. And what do you call an Italian with a medal on his chest? —– A LIAR)
thought I’d slot those in hehe
hahaaaa
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
good ones hun!!xx
those r funny
that made my day
lol, loved them!!!!
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A*S?
at a fire point in the dhs in coventry
ONLY FOR USE IN AN EMERGENCY
Ha ha makes ya chuckle some of the notices we read!!
lol
Those were great. Thanks for the laugh.
All good..just when i think i have a favourite, i see another one just as funny…thanks x
Excellent – laughed so much – star for you!
Yes you did, there’s one on my car, don’t stick hand in fan while car is on, don’t breath vapors from gasoline tank.
lol
Good ones Jim.
bril, those were funny lol, thanks
a star for you*
jim x never trust a repair man! x lol x
That was hilarious. Thanks.lol
Brilliant, it`s amazing the comtradictions you find in the English language ha! ha! ha!
ha ha ha funny
Sign at gay bar
Front door broken. Please enter at rear
lol… very amusing
Ha Ha, some are really beyond belief but I’m sure they’re all true!
Fantastic, thanks for making me laugh!